......and jerking off

Reports have been circulating for some time now that there are police officers who are spending an inordinate amount of time cruising sex sites on department computers and while being paid taxpayer dollars to protect the public.

Getting paid to get horny -
What a job!

If you need to call for the police, tell them to wash their filthy hands before they come out!
BEFORE YOU CALL 911, MAKE CERTAIN YOU HAVE A SUPPLY OF CONDOMS ON HAND,(THAT GOES FOR YOU GUYS TOO!). WORD AROUND THESE PARTS IS THAT POLICE OFFICERS DON'T PROVIDE THEIR OWN!

WHATS WITH THESE POLICE OFFICERS AND THEIR OUT OF CONTROL SEX ORGANS?


WHY WEREN'T THESE DEGENERATES WEEDED OUT IN THE POLICE ACADEMY?

PERHAPS THE POLICE DEPARTMENT SHOULD START FACTORING IN BREAKS DURING OFFICERS SHIFTS, SO THESE PSYCHOLOGICALLY DISTURBED INDIVIDUALS CAN HAVE A CONJUGAL VISIT WITH THEIR RIGHT HAND, BEFORE BEING UNLEASHED ON THE PUBLIC.

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